The 'Let's all make some money' page

Welcome to Our Store
Here is where we will try to rip you all off with rubbis merchandise. If you happen to have a mental breakdown, and actually fancy buying some of this rubbish, then e-mail Spring at spring_haz_sprung@hotmail.com with your order and credit card number. Thank you!

Here is a square box that we can't get rid of. Enjoy!

Things Available

1. Disney character in your very own home!

If you have read Photo Pages 4,5 and 6 you will see some very professional looking portraits made by us. If you have ever thought, 'I wonder what I would look like with Aladdin's body?' then think no more! Just send £3.50 (with frame £12) and the character you would like to be to us and we will create a masterpiece just for you! Order now in time for Christmas!

2. The Empty Closet

The creative page is home to the first 6 chapters of Harriet and Katie's masterpiece, Harry Potter and the Empty Closet. If you fancy reading the next 26 chapters, send £7.99 to Spring and we'll send you the entire story! Alternitavely, for just £99.99 you can have the whole story read to you by the creators themselves! Or, for the bargain price of just £149.99 you can purchase the original copy in, ahem, pristine condition with hilarious picture on the front.

3. Megan's old house.

As we all know, Megan will be moving soon (sob) so why not treasure her memory by buying her house? For the bargain price of £200,000, this house is situated right next to Goodrington Beach, and QuayWest. Thrown in with the house is annoying neighbour, absolutely free! We expect to go out of stock very quickly, so hurry hurry hurry!
If you don't have enough money for the house, why not just claim a bit of Megan's new house? 99p per square centimetre, this is your opportunity to not only keep in touch with Megan, but have a place to stay when travelling to France. Send in those orders now!

The springhazsprungagain team, You Friendly Store Owners

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When you make an order of £300,000, you recieve £1 in return! Just our way of sayiing thank you. The more you spend, the more you save!